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Whistle Pig Invasion

WHISTLE PIGS INVADE POCATELLO!
Are You Yellow Bellied? Or Just plain yellow?
Are you having issues with the Marmots? Like all animals, when they become plentiful they will get eaten. The decision is whether or not you are going to eat the pests or sleep with them.
Invasive Species are a problem for disruption of our natural habitat! You know, like your yard, your home. your house!
Once upon a time, bison made it difficult for camping out in the plains. Of course it's wasn't an everyday problem, but F$ck, when it happened they trampled everything and put out your fire! So eventually they got eaten, well until the Europeans came, then they slaughtered them for their tongues and for and excuse to kill something for sport.
Well, the Whistle Pigs? What are our options? Roasting in a buried pit? I hear that's like having a pig roast. Maybe CWHog would be interested? It's free and could raise a bunch of money🤑! How about the standard, boiled 'til tender with or without beans --Could go with the Idaho Hot Chili at this point😋! Or, Add more veggies, some mushrooms and go with the sourcream stroganoff!🤔 For those in a rush, the camping barbecue over the fire works well enough! And for the children, it's sucj a good anatomy lesson eating animals!--They might get a job on CSI Whatever City!
This is of course is not anything really new, just new to your habits! We could feed our hoards of homeless coming to Pocatello. Offer free Whistle Pig barbecues at Caldwell Park, or right there at the city hall pick-nick table. 😜Religion and Whistle Pig, Pocatello Government Style!
You might be thinking this is gross, but actually Marmots are not only a favorite food for native plains people --and the Shoshone-- but the hides make wonderful moccasins!
Ever hear of the Lion Fish Project? An invasive reef fish in the Caribbean. Not anymore! They are being eaten! Lion Fish Sandwiches, would make a sucker-fish sandwich go to shame! Lion Fish fillet, baked, and Lion Fish chowder!🤑
At the zoo there are more marmots than all the other animals and species put together! So hurry, Come feed the marmots!
🤔We have this problem simply because we hunt an area to extinction so the coyotes,and wolves that prey upon them are no long providing us a cost effective service! So now it costs us a bunch of money to trap them, have them removed, and still put our pets at risk in the removal process. --Cyanide Bombs and all!
🤗So our advice! EAT THEM! And when that pest is eaten into control, then we can start on the next pestilent species, Homo!
Got more Whistle Pig recipes? Share them with us!
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